My birthday is coming up real soon, in 21 days to be exact (outdated, perhaps?). I can agree to this… And I quote “Public lampooning” when the 2nd of September hits… Since that is the date I will be celebrating my birthday. I have a lot of cake in my inventory and I was thinking of giving it away to the participants who join this medieval execution.
(Feel free to move this to shitpost if you feel like it, Insert [sex] here)
I’ll see you then I guess?
Say something very 18th century to accept this open invitation… Or don’t since everyone is invited. (This isn’t SSB, guffaw!)
Burn the Witch - Thom Yorke
PS. I’m not Thom Yorke, you knew that, Insert)