Buying big bertha

I will buy big bertha for exactly one mvp lootbox and a half-hearted corkscrew-duck-penis handjob

edit opened the mvp lootbox and will not give you a handjob if you have a wierd dick like hennerz or no dick like vagan or sewer shark

jk vagan has a bigger dick than me he just fucked his moonman so hard it got stuck in there so he had to amputate

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As someone who has been awarded the “Do a flip” badge a total of 50 times, quack.

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enjoy your flag only appropriate and nice replies please

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*Quack* quack
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