As I’m sure you all know, I am Inster, the late great staff member. Now I am finally free from the tyrannical clutches of the dreadful staff team I can let free the secrets and tell you just why the staff team is as despicable as Gru at the beginning of the original Despicable Me film.
meharryp: I’m sure you all thought he used the server money for drugs, but I recently uncovered that he actually spends it all on RhysRaptors toe pictures.
CCX9010/Not CCX9010: Now many people believe that CCX9010 and Not CCX9010 are the same person. However CCX9010 is actually a seven year old boy using a voice changer, and Not CCX9010 is his pet duck.
RhysRaptor: Now what nobody actually realises is that RhysRaptor is a nationally wanted hitman. He specialises in Sandwich Poisoning, a trait that has become his calling card.
Aldron: The supposed lord of hacker busters. Not only does he have his own brand of hacks funded by Red_Line Industries but he also pays other hackers to play so he can bust them.
Dakka Dakka Dakka: He isn’t actually a human, but a large gun. There is only one known recording of his true voice, which was destroyed in a mysterious fire. The clip was reminiscent of firing a gun that makes the noise “Dakka” when fired, three times.
Obama_Llama: The son of the infamous LlamaLord, he is 101% yank and also a big nerd.
PicksieSox: Secretly a sheep.
Insert_Blank_Here: Goes to bed earlier then Harry’s infant son. Also the worlds worst minecraft admin.
Cpt. Vagan172: Drinks foreign alcohol.
Spondo: He’s actually a nice guy nothing bad to say.
Lady Assassin: Licks the egg shell out of omelettes.
Ivan: Secretly a Capitalist.
Deagle Doug: [REDACTED]
AcidMaster99: Not actually a master of Acid.
Charging Badger: Actually only 60% Badger, never Charged in his life.
Hennerz: Once ate a fully formed fetus.
Vladimir: Has the vision of a bat.
Kokichi: Doesn’t actually exist, just a figment of everyone’s imagination made to entice you all to be the worst you can be.
ManeGunner6: True identity is “MoatGamer6”.
@TTT-Staff Don’t try me. You don’t want me to say any more then I have.