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HarrysMod's Next Top Drama: The Instermination

As I’m sure you all know, I am Inster, the late great staff member. Now I am finally free from the tyrannical clutches of the dreadful staff team I can let free the secrets and tell you just why the staff team is as despicable as Gru at the beginning of the original Despicable Me film.

meharryp: I’m sure you all thought he used the server money for drugs, but I recently uncovered that he actually spends it all on RhysRaptors toe pictures.

CCX9010/Not CCX9010: Now many people believe that CCX9010 and Not CCX9010 are the same person. However CCX9010 is actually a seven year old boy using a voice changer, and Not CCX9010 is his pet duck.

RhysRaptor: Now what nobody actually realises is that RhysRaptor is a nationally wanted hitman. He specialises in Sandwich Poisoning, a trait that has become his calling card.

Aldron: The supposed lord of hacker busters. Not only does he have his own brand of hacks funded by Red_Line Industries but he also pays other hackers to play so he can bust them.

Dakka Dakka Dakka: He isn’t actually a human, but a large gun. There is only one known recording of his true voice, which was destroyed in a mysterious fire. The clip was reminiscent of firing a gun that makes the noise “Dakka” when fired, three times.

Obama_Llama: The son of the infamous LlamaLord, he is 101% yank and also a big nerd.

PicksieSox: Secretly a sheep.

Insert_Blank_Here: Goes to bed earlier then Harry’s infant son. Also the worlds worst minecraft admin.

Janice: Lemon.

Cpt. Vagan172: Drinks foreign alcohol.

Spondo: He’s actually a nice guy nothing bad to say.

Lady Assassin: Licks the egg shell out of omelettes.

Ivan: Secretly a Capitalist.

Deagle Doug: [REDACTED]

AcidMaster99: Not actually a master of Acid.

Charging Badger: Actually only 60% Badger, never Charged in his life.

Hennerz: Once ate a fully formed fetus.

Vladimir: Has the vision of a bat.

Kokichi: Doesn’t actually exist, just a figment of everyone’s imagination made to entice you all to be the worst you can be.

ManeGunner6: True identity is “MoatGamer6”.

@TTT-Staff Don’t try me. You don’t want me to say any more then I have.

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ManeGunner6:

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I mean that does explain my love of life explosions

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Wait…

Are you saying I’m a Welsh slut?!

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This isn’t funny take this down

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Dude this was hilarious! Made me smile

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Doug is an SCP?

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Everyone hated him as he spoke the truth

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You have talked too much for some solid looking grid coordinates.

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ffs I told you not to tell anyone!

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oh, I’m gonna tell everyone everything, extremely young man.

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Dude he’s 8 soon don’t be mean

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:airplane: :hotel: :fire:

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has anyone seen my son?

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too real for me

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Ccx your profile picture explains your reaction

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