Help me with this

Reported to the FBI

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The Federation of Bright Iguanas? You don’t wanna mess with them bro!

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I a m fixing it <3 i brust teethen everyday twicen and i know how thanks to you guys and i shower thwice a day to keep the goblins away

But honey, the diaper, if you don’t change it what good will the rest do?

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1: You’re not a duck
2: You’re not a duck
3: You’re not a duck

Need i say more?

Shut (insert hand over duck face meme)

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*You’re x3

He asked if he needed to say anymore, :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Yourn’t a duck
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Alright I appreciate the help from everyone now I understand what I need to do, I need to become a duck.
1734921-ugly-duck

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The only way to become a duck is kinda like the reverse of princess and the frog…I warn you the road is rough but the duckiest ducks will prevail!

He’s right, it’s reverse so you have to fuck a frog and you turn into a duck
Video evidence is necessary due to the circumstances people tend to lie

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It’s true, to do so shall require exactly 2 hours of footage. We need to see the entire seduction process to make sure the frog reeeaally enjoyed it

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What am i reading?

duck larping

!slap all ducks

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Oh i got slapped…

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