I did not jack off to hentai fuck you

SO MY MOM WAS GOING THROUGH MY INTERNET HISTORY AND SHE SHOWED THE PRINCIPAL MY HENTAI COLLECTION (WHICH I ONLY USE TO PRACTICE MY JAPANESE). SO HE GOES ON TO SEND ME TO A GUIDANCE CONCEALER 4 DAYS A WEEK DURING LUNCH. MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME (TURNS OUT SHE’S MONGOLIAN) AND NOW I DONT EVEN HAVE A PHONE BECAUSE MY MOM IS AFRAID I WILL JACK OFF TO HENTAI!!! FFS

(Body seems unclear, is it a complete sentence?)

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yeah, just because you have a truck load of hentai doesn’t mean you jacked off to it!

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bruh moment.

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lmao hmm .

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i only watch porn so i can use it in my acrobatics class

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F.

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You ever just Heskan

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