Yes indeed while writing this post i am sotting on the toilet taking a massive and stinky shit.
It came out of my anus like a fountain
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Ah fuck i just realized i dont have anymore toiled paper MY ASS IS COVERED WITH SHIT
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I pooped so hard it could split the ocean like Moses did
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That’s what a sock is for
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Ooh so that means I’ve been using it at the wrong end
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I’ve heard some people prefer the sock puppet technique so they can clean inside too
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if you cant wipe just suck it back in as a snack for later
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Thank you brothers for your knowledge
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This is by definition a shitpost
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