Im takimg a massive shit

Yes indeed while writing this post i am sotting on the toilet taking a massive and stinky shit.
It came out of my anus like a fountain

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Ah fuck i just realized i dont have anymore toiled paper MY ASS IS COVERED WITH SHIT

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I pooped so hard it could split the ocean like Moses did

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That’s what a sock is for

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Ooh so that means I’ve been using it at the wrong end

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I’ve heard some people prefer the sock puppet technique so they can clean inside too

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if you cant wipe just suck it back in as a snack for later

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Thank you brothers for your knowledge

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This is by definition a shitpost

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