Insert's money scheme

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HELLO

I AM STARTING UP BORROWING SCHEME
WITH A 10% INSTEREST PER WEEK YOU CAN TAKE UPTO 10K SCRAP!

YOU CAN USE THIS SCRAP… AS SCRAP WOOOOW

COME BORROW AND GET OUT OF YOUR LOOTBOX ADDICTION!

(Must be lv 100+)
ₙₒₜₑ: ₙₒₜ ₚₐᵧᵢₙ𝓰 ᵦₐ𝒸ₖ ᵢₙ ₂ 𝓌ₑₑₖₛ 𝓌ᵢₗₗ ᵣₑₛᵤₗₜ ᵢₙ ₒₙₑ 𝓌ₑₑₖ ᵦₐₙ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵣₑₚₑₐₜₛ ᵤₙₜᵢₗ 𝒹ₑᵦₜ ᵢₛ ₚₐᵧₑ𝒹. ₜₑᵣₘₛ ₐₙ𝒹 𝒸ₒₙ𝒹ᵢₜᵢₒₙₛ 𝒹ₒ ₙₒₜ ₐₚₚₗᵧ ₐₙ𝒹 ᵦₒᵣᵣₒ𝓌ᵢₙ𝓰 ₜₕₑ 𝒸ₐₛₕ ₐᵤₜₒₘₐₜᵢ𝒸ₐₗₗᵧ ₐ𝒸𝒸ₑₚₜₛ ₜₕₑ 𝒹ₑₐₗ.
@meharryp Please make this legal :^)

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Is there a scam war going on between Insert, Charging Badger and LlamaLord?
If so happy to moderate such a battle

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is it illegal now?

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you have my permission to break peoples kneecaps if they dont pay

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Only kneecaps? What about elbows? Or knuckles?

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you can still walk if you have elbows

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No one said to break only their elbows, as an addition

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i mean i heard using a hydraaulic press is realy eficient in crushing things

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this is true

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I can confirm he is legit. I borrowed 10K and paid it back and he did not screw me over.

Please Mr Insert, give me back my family

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PLEASE SOMEONE HELP. IT IS PITCH DARK AND SOME WEIRD SHADOW FIGURE IS STANDING OUTIDE WITH A SWORD SAYING: Give back the scrap or get the stab.

AAAAAA

Very trustworthy! Would reccomend.

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i dont think he would be holding a sword if he is going to break your kneecaps
maybe a mace but i doubt a sword

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Good point… good point. But maybe he is first gonna stab me and then break my kneecaps.

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Insert… Limit my borrowing to not at all unless I actually 100% can pay it back we all know about my addiction… And how I always lose money

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No I broke my limit… Materia slots full LIMIT BREAK INITIATED

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If you want the thing to do if you are feeling lucky is to Gamble everything in one go, maybe on bug race to get x4 and then (if you win) you can pay back Insert and still be rich

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If you don’t win…well goodbye kneecaps and family.

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