JiglordBells:
Hello again, following on from ’12 Raptors of Christmas’ I got asked to parody ‘Jingle Bells’ as ‘JiglordBells’ and this is what I came up with, I hope you’ll all join me in song once again! - The world’s most attractive Waffle
JiglordBells, Haven smells, Detective flew away,
Oh what fun it is as staff to dish out all the slays, ayy!
JiglordBells, Doppel smells, Janice called you gay,
Welcome all to Harry’s Mod where you don’t need skill to play!
Dashing through city,
With a jetpack and a knife,
Killing innocents,
Dying to a level 5,
Spending scrap on crates,
And you don’t get anything,
But when a new player comes on they’ll claim its pay to win! Oh!
JiglordBells, Haven smells, Detective flew away,
Oh what fun it is as staff to dish out all the slays, ayy!
JiglordBells, Countdown smells, Heskan called you gay,
Welcome all to Harry’s Mod where you don’t need skill to play!
Writing 4k words,
Cos we want more fucking maps,
Bring back WaterWorld,
Bring back Sidewalk’s hacks (it’s a radar)
Moaning to the staff,
That you want free VIP,
Only to get banned and wait for all eternity! Oh!
JiglordBells, Haven smells, Detective flew away,
Oh what fun it is as staff to dish out all the slays, ayy!
JiglordBells, Solaris smells, Ready won a game,
Welcome all to Harry’s Mod where you don’t need skill to play!
Yes Manegunner’s gone,
Here we fucking go,
Such Meme broke the bot,
What a fucking hoe! (Demotion!)
Human parts traffick,
Oh Fopat my old friend,
Why did you buy VIP and not come back again? Oh!
JiglordBells, Haven smells, Detective flew away,
Oh what fun it is as staff to dish out all the slays, ayy!
JiglordBells, 3K smells, Llama got a slay,
That is all from Harry’s Mod where you don’t need skill to play!