My name is Countdown, and I'm gay

Hi guys, countdown here. You may know me as the annoying guy with a british accent, but did you also know I’m 100% gay? I spend 13 hours a day playing Gmod and sucking cock, the rest is spent with my mother, because I live in her basement. Because of my obsession with cock, I have to be dripfed semen 24/7 so I don’t have withdrawal. If you see me on the server, ask me how many dicks I’ve sucked today, and i’ll happily answer. Thanks everyone! If you want me to give YOU a little sucky sucky, message me on discord @countdown#0691. <3

(since it’s against the rules to impersonate i should state that this is a joke)

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Hmu im ready anytime

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i know countdown irl maaan

change all the times he mentioned ‘countdown’ to ‘finn’ and suddenly it turns into a truthful introduction

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dude It’s 2018 now. being gay is okay :stuck_out_tongue:

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