HarrysMod

Regarding todays antics

#1

i honestly did the biggest, most stinking shit ever.
i was in my mates car and my stomach started growling at me like a boot-fed pitbull tied to a post in the hot louisiana heat. as i left the car, i ran into my front door screaming and screeching that my arsehole was about to erupt into a volcanic avalanche of hot lava turd water.
i jumped on the toilet pan and as my ass hairs stood just before my skin hit the porcelain, the absolute eruption of anal juice blasted full pelt into the base of water, instantly boiling the water, cracking the pan.

it was mint. 10/10

if you want flying-carrot-harry-hildo to be banned from server, comment below thnks

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#2

i mean. this is the SHIT- post section

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#3

the absolute eruption of anal juice blasted full pelt into the base of water, instantly boiling the water, cracking the pan.

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#4

when its time for grans weekly smear

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#5

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#7

Who is this harry hildo character? he seems cool.
Another H that could go with the alliteration would be helper dont you think?

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#8

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#9

help harry hildo hinder his hands heavy holding harness

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#10

Walking into server with helper like

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#11

when you die from headcrab but you t xDDDDDDDD

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#12

When harry-hildo finally gets helper and jamflex hide poll results

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#13

femur snapper in scp be like

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#14

when you die from headcrab but you t xDDDDDDDD image

When you find out it was your own Headcrab and not your T buddy

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#15

when you evade dads cum belt

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#16

When you are told you cant keep using Vince gifs as they are not relevent

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#17

When mom asks you what a “hentai” is

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#18

when the innos win

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#19

When you get 2 Traitor kills in the innocent win!

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#20

when mum asks why your sock is crusty

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