i honestly did the biggest, most stinking shit ever.
i was in my mates car and my stomach started growling at me like a boot-fed pitbull tied to a post in the hot louisiana heat. as i left the car, i ran into my front door screaming and screeching that my arsehole was about to erupt into a volcanic avalanche of hot lava turd water.
i jumped on the toilet pan and as my ass hairs stood just before my skin hit the porcelain, the absolute eruption of anal juice blasted full pelt into the base of water, instantly boiling the water, cracking the pan.
it was mint. 10/10
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