okay so
quick story time
or well
heres a riddle
or a question
whatever you want it to be
so
i was taking a shit
on the toilet
yeah impressive i know
and so
my dick
was inbetween my legs as usual
however
i had recently jerked off so my cock was slightly hard
now then
hold your horses
i know what youre thinking
and the answer is yes
but let me continue
okay?
okay
thanks
so
the problem envelops when this situation occurs
and that was
the fact i was brushing me teeth
so
the sink was too far away to spit into
so i was in a sticky situation
especially seen as i cummed beforehand
so
i could either
split the toothpaste onto my dick
and have it burn
and then speed wipe and clean my cock
or stand up without wiping to go put toothbrush away
so what would you folks do in this situation
i chose to spit toothpsate onto my cock and balls
it burned
so i quickly grabbed some wipes and cleaned my arse
and then cleaned my dick
so yeah
story of my life
or the moral is
dont clean your teeth on the toilet
or taking a shit
thats if you dont take a shit on the toilet