Staff Roasting Competition!

Claret’s Staff Roasting Competition!

Hi everyone! for the next few weeks until the second anniversary, I’ll be hosting this contest. Please find your hardest truths, your funniest memes and your roastiest roasts directed at our own staff team!

We will be judging the contest and the winner will receive their own Egg Gun!
We will reveal the winner at some point during the Anniversary Event.

May the best gamer win,
No hard feelings boys!

We do not endorse Bullying or Harassment so don’t go overboard, I know it may be tempting…

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hahaha u got demote big roast I win

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@Torterra1111 smells bad

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Comrad Corbyn pulled white at someones house and had to be carried home at 10pm what a dumby brain lightweight

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rhysrsptor happy birthday is ban me forever and is a kill lip non living at stone . Com and Rhys get cake at 17 July and is a big welsh cymraeg fi smelly

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@RhysRaptor sucks in garfield kart

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Imagine still being a helper, when helpers no longer exist

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@nickvalentino

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3000 smells like moldy play doh
Haha got him

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@RhysRaptor Is really old because he has so many birthdays

@CCX9010 Has two forum accounts, what a nerd @CCX90l0

@MiloMuffiN Is edible

@ComradCorbyn Is younger than me

@Torterra1111 Can’t spell

@Ivan Forgot a comma once, what a dummy brain

@Obama_Llama Is a yank

@TheLazyEngineer Got a teen tank pregnant

@Dakka Did a bad thing once, shun him

Inster Is lonely

haha roasted

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Staff? More like non active

:smile: please dont ban me

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Shut up stay puft marshmallow man.

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@Dakka eats kids and blames it on @ComradCorbyn when He’s drunk
@Inster is older then me
@MiloMuffiN is a big bad cunt man

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Im sorry master, for i must to all out. All Burns here are for Light fun and I accept that i look like a vanilla Iice lolly who hair is a toliet brush cause i think i look cool but in reality i got as much swav as
an anti-Vaxer, who is about to fucking die.
I am only Eggarating the worst features to an extreme degree.

@RhysRaptor Is Like a Alfa Romeo Car, Looks out of place and is far too rounded, Breaks down too much and requires far to much repair to make it barely useable.

@CCX9010 Is Perfecty Described as a Wasp. You Forget about him but when he near Makes far too much noise and does not know when to fuck off.

@ComradCorbyn Is just Juptier, Literraly a ball of gas who takes shit but cant deal it out so is just a planet sized storm all the time. Leading to the main reason he cant play Harrysmod - He is just a dampener on the scene.

I think 3 Roasts are sufficent + a self roast. I cant wait to be roasted

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New Post because you can only tag up to 10 users :()

@ManeGunner6 Is too good at staffing, probably an advanced A.I. system

@PicksieSox Is literally the size of a picksie’s foot, which is probably small so picksiesox is therefore small haha roasted

@Janice Is unfunny

@hennerz is abusive :((((

@player_135 has a minecraft dirt block for a brain

Haha roasted 2.0

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Doppel you are a flat earther

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Yescool

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Bruh, you can’t use my own roast against me.

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Also Doppel is 5’2"

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Apologies, this mistake has been corrected.