HarrysHotel
By hodd (this is better then the last one i promise)
full moon tonight, it was 3 months since CCX died, and possesed a small lovely city bird.
he was perched upon a nice lovely red leather sofa Rhysraptor bought prior,
yet he was nowhere to be found. the feathery friend was about to ponder this
but his regular avain brain kicked in just in time so he wouldnt give a piss
their room was quite cozy, a vinyl wood floor and yellow wallpaper, a king sized bed
at the left accompanied by a white nightstand. half of the area was taken up by a kitchen, 
filled with dirty dishes and and a solid oak dinner table, perfect for guests.
2 doors could be seen, one leading to the corridors filling the hotel and one to get to the pisser.
the couch was facing a television set, displaying reruns of popular tv sitcom "Drake And Josh".

outside, a bright pink car was crunkin up to the gates of the fine location,
with unclear motivation. a speaker system boomed a metallic voice into the car
asking the merry occupants of the vehicle to state their intentions and name.
as the car windows rolled down, the local atmosphere experienced a change in
mood, as a loud techno cover of the VengaBus song "We Like To Party" swept accross all nations.
a second person in the car lowered the music down slightly, so an answer could
actually be fucking heard.
"We are here to visit a friend." the driver explained.
"ACCEPTABLE ENOUGH." the voice responded, opening the gates.
the car passed through, and out of it came Perskule benener and Soldier Boy, entering the hotel.

as they entered, a man carrying a large bag of feathers burst out of a door seemed to be
running after a rat with a with face resembling a text emoticon, crushing it and killing 
it soon after with a block of metal considerably smaller then the feathers.
"What the hell was that?" Soldier boy asked spooked as fuck.
"it wahs anh awootishm alt yeh" the man replied in a thick scottish accent, running into his room shortly after.
the duo turned a corner and entered a shiny, fancy elevator only to realise
 there was a sign that looked much more worn out then the elevator it was inside
telling people to use the stairs found in room 3b. they turned back and found no
door labeled 3b but instead one engraved in a shiny 3d. they opened the door and
went up the stairs, avoiding the ones that were lost to time
"Remember," Persekule said "We're looking for g12."
each floor was labeled in a confusing way. from c-z, IV-xj, y-D and lambda-gamma.
they looked through 12 floors until they located their first door.

behind the door was a mumbled moan followed by ear piercing table slamming
and some text to speech spanish, honestly bone rattling, all because 
it was door gI2, and Persk was a dumbass. the two twats clambered up three more stories,
until they found the actual door. Soldier knocked, a button activated and the door unlocked.
"Eyyyyy Rhys ho-" Persk re-examines the cool kids club. "Wheres Rhys CCX?"
"Fuck if i know lol" CCX replies, nearly pondering the location of the meddling maniac.
"Before we start watching this film, can i go to the urinal?" Soldier asks the bird boy.
"Yeah yeah sure" the avian asshole replies.
as Soulja boy cranks his way into the bathroom, its door heavily shrieks.

"Christ i need to buy some new WD fost-i meant WD-40. Anyhow do you want some alchohol?" the feathery fuckhead asks Perscool.
"Yeah ok" As she replies CCX pecks a button on the remote near him, opening a cabinet "Wait what? I thought that was a tv remote." Perskule says, confused.
"Oh yeah when i first took over this dumb bird ricey boy took me under his wing and Ivan built some stuff
so that when only im home i can do stuff like open the door and cabinets, the actual remote is next to the tv." explained CCX
"Thats so thoughtful!" 
"Yeah it was."
Perskule grabbed a bottle of Russian Rupee Vodka and took out two glasses and a small
metal dish to pour the liqour into and Soldier comes out of the pisser and sits on the sofa.
Persk readjusts himself, using the table the tv is propped up on as a footrest while
CCX puts on the first film, cult classic masterpiece of cinema Shrek 2.

partways Soldier exclaims "This is the best scene in the movie!" and a funny little 
woman in a red dress says "HIT IT!", and proceeds to sing the song "Holding out for a hero".
The following scene is one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history, perfectly blending comedy tragedy and action. the scene follows two seperate scenes both with their own rising tenstions and threats. id try to describe it further, but my words cant do it justice, please watch it here, https://youtu.be/A_HjMljzyMU .
once the film ends, all of them in tears, decide to take a short break.
after they were all normalled up, Perskule put on a documentary about suburban
wildlife. Soldier and CCX, already well versed in this topic, decided to make a fine meal to be called dinner.
Pigeon man put on the kettle while Soldier took out some instant noodles
and a bowl. once the water was fully boiled, soldier poured some into each bowl,
put the noodles and the flavouring powder, stirred it and waited for most of it
to evaporate.

right as this grade A food was going to be served, the door slammed open with a meaty ass thwack, 
revealing a stumbling heavily intoxicated Rhysraptor.
"Hey do u guys know how to turn off the alchohol? Im not doin very good" Rhys barely drunkards out,
keeping an eye on ccxs remote "Uhm speakin of which what does that do birdy bird??"
"I swear to fucking god dont you dare" CCX warns very angry and mad and shit.
Rhys mocks the incredibly undefended bird then presses a button on the remote.
a falling panel knocks off and shatters the television, revealing an armoury filled with glowsticks and melons.
mr. mistake dashes out of the door and runs out of the hotel, either to avoid
any more mistakes or to go to a different bar.

not wanting to get third degree burns from the incredibly heated pigeon, 
the remaining two dip out too and knock on a neighbours door. 
the door opens revealing a small man with a banana for a head.
"Oh! Hello there! What are you here for?" He asks in an intriguing swedish accent.
"Uhh we dont live here but CCX is pissed off and we want somewhere else to 
stay until hes calm again." Soldier explains.
"Ah he can be like that sometimes. You can come in." the mysterious banana man says.
their apartment was was filled to the brim with boxes, their sofa appearing to 
be a few boxes with a bedsheet ontop of it. in the corner another man was whispering to
and softly touching a stained austrian flag. the swedish man quickly puts a box over him.
"Please dont worry about him." he says, suprisingly calm.
"Hm. Anyhow whats your name?" Persekule asks, concerned.
"My name is Namer Kåta-bortryckande, but people call me OKK. What is yours?"
"Well im Soldier Boy and shes Perskule Benener"
"Ah, so your names are also very unfortunate."

OKK turned on his television to reveal an international cooking show, while the other two
looked around, with Persk slipping a sheet of paper into a desk. an hour or so later,
Soldier hugged Namer and the two left, Perskule making out a message on her cellphone.
back in CCX's apartment lied a dormant bird. "im not addicted to gamblers mom i swear" 
picked up the snoozing body and slowly carried it down. his body was shockingly heavy
so 3 or 4 flights down the carrier of bird rested on of the elevator doors.
"Ok, we should really get going before anyone noti-" A incredibly loud service bell
interrupts Soydiers voice of reason from a speaker, with the same cold robotic voice from the gate
piping up.
"MANUAL OVERRIDE ENABLED" it says, and 3 seconds later the elevators doors fly open,
and Perskule falls to an electrifying death, clutching the bird. the speaker commentates
with an iconic english accent.
"Whoops, what a shame."

Soldier, mortified, runs down the stairs as fast as he is able to mourn his friend.
when he arrives at the place of death, he could hardly look. after five minutes he barely
took up the courage, and peeked at the corpse. he was shocked, as the body was not on the
ground, as one would expect, but stood up, scarred and burnt, looking directly into his eyes.
"We wont need CCX anymore, Ive got it figured out now." The somehow alive Perskule says, while
pulling out his phone, trying to turn it off.
"Oh its broken, can i borrow yours?" she asks, and Soldier Boy complies, although very confused.
"Perskule we really should get out of here now."
"Yeah we should."
the two run out and enter their vehicle, smashing the gate open at top speeds, never to return, to Harry's Hotel.

Shitty story written by the hoddass

This story will continue in "Gamblers are forever"
  

 









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