In the beginning, Harry created the heavens and the server. The server was without form and player count always null. And the Spirit of Harry was hovering over the void. And Harry said, „Let there be light!” and there was VIP. And Harry saw that the VIP was good. And Harry separated the VIPs from the users. Harry called VIPs the chads and the users mongoloids. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day. And Harry said, „Let there be an expanse!” in the midst of the void, above the skybox, and let it separate the endless void. And Harry made the expanse and separated it from the void. And Harry called it TTT Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day. And Harry said, „Let the land appear!”. And it was so. Harry called the land TTT_island_2013. And the waters that surrounded it he called the sea. And Harry saw that it was good. And Harry said, „Let the land sprout vegetation!” And the earth brought forth green textu grass. And Harry saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the third day. And Harry said, „Let the waters swarm with fucking piranias that kill everything that moves!” And Harry created those hungry bastards. And for some reason, Harry saw that it was good. And Harry blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas” And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day. Then Harry said, „Let us make a player!” in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the map (but still make it die to those god damn fish). So Harry created a player in his own image, in the image of Owner that created him; Paddy and Pixie he created them. And Harry blessed them. And Harry said to them „Be fruitful and multiply and fill the server and subdue it”. And Harry saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day. And the next two days he did nothing because he was lazy as fuck. Harry let them live and thrive in paradise he called Harry’s Mod. He gave them unlimited scrap, unlimited ammo, free vip+ for life, and unlimited t rounds. He forbid them from one thing and one thing only; acting like complete retards. There was one creation that was more crafty then any other Harry made; Awootism. He said to the woman, „did he forbid ya from acting all funny and all”. Pixie said to Awootism, „we may have fun and we can have any gun we want but we must not act retarded or you will be banned”. „He can’t ban ya for having a bit more fun can he?” retard said to Pixie. „I bet that he is afraid that you will become the owner and be able to shape the server to your liking” She felt like the retard is right and started to act like a degenerate. She also told her husband who was with her to act the same and he did. Then they felt shame, guilt and the owner appeared, he said, „why are you acting like a retard?”. They said, „The great retard deceived us!”. So Harry said to Awootism, „!ban Awoo* fuck off”. To them he said, Because you listened to that idiot you will now have to slowly collect scrap, every turn you will need to look for ammo, you will pay for VIP and vip+ and you will be innocent almost every round!”. From Paddy and Pixie came Countdown and Foster. Foster was Harry’s favorite and soon enough was accepted as a holy staff member. Countdown was furious when he saw that Harry doesn't favour him he said, „Let's go and play on mc server brother”. While they were playing on mc Countdown attacked Foster and rdmed him. Then Harry said to Countdown, „Where is your brother Countdown?” „I don't know,” he replied. „Am I my brother's keeper?” The Owner said, What have you done? Listen! Fosters blood cries out in reports! When you play TTT you will always play with idiots who will annoy you from now on. Countdown said to Harry „FUCK YOU” and tried to jump into lava. But Harry said to him, „You shall not die, but face your punishment until natural death” Countdown then made love to his wife husband? (we don't have enough female players) Ajgunstone. He became pregnant and gave birth to Cherino. Countdown was then building TTT: Minecraft City where incest continued and from retards came more retarded retards and so on. That's how Hmod began.