Apocalypse of saint pasta. And there before me was a door standing open in forums. And I had first heard a discord ping, then it said, „Come here, and I will show you what must take place”. And there before me was a throne in heaven with someone sitting on it. And the one who sat there was Harry. A trail of cocaine that shone like snow-white marble, encircled the throne. Surrounding the throne were eighteen other thrones, and seated on them were eighteen staff. They were dressed in white and had crowns of gold on their heads. From the throne came flashes of lightning, rumblings of the banhammer, and peals of thunder. In front of the throne, seven lamps were blazing. These are the helpers of hmod. Then I saw in the right hand of him who sat on the throne a code (without a comma) with bugs all over it and sealed with seven updates. And I saw a mighty angel proclaiming in a loud voice, „Who is worthy to publish the updates and reveal the code?”. But no one in heaven or on the server or in the skybox could reveal the code or even look at it. I wept and wept because no one was found who was worthy to reveal the code or look at it. Then one of the elders said to me, „Don't fucking cry you nonce!. See, the code monkey, the „owner” has triumphed. He is able to reveal the code and publish its seven updates.” Then I saw him, looking tired af, standing at the center of the throne, encircled by the staff. He went and took the code from the right hand of him who sat on the throne. And when he had taken it, the staff fell down before Ivan. Each one had the aboose crowbar and they were holding the unanswered reports, which are the prayers of Harry’s people. I watched as Ivan publishes the first of the seven updates. Then I heard Harry say in a voice like thunder, „Come!”. I looked, and there before me was a purple horse! Its rider held crow feathers, and he was given a crow(n), and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. When Ivan published the second update, I heard Harry say once more, ”Come!”. Then another horse came out, a bright green one. Its rider was given the power to create events to make people kill each other. To him was given communism. When Ivan published the third update, I heard Harry say, „Come!”. I looked, and there before me was a dark blue horse! Its rider was holding a pair of raptor teeth in his hand. When Ivan published the fourth update, I heard the voice of Harry say, „Come!”. I looked, and there before me was a flaming magenta horse! Its rider was named Dead Pigeon, and the trail of crippled, blinded, and gimped people was following close behind him. They were given power over the server to abuse the shit out of people. When he published the fifth update, I saw under the altar the souls of those rdmed by low lvl’s and the testimony they had maintained. They called out in loud voice, „Ban these rdming fucktards already!”. Then each of them was given a white robe, and they were told to wait to calm the fuck down. I watched as he published the sixth update. There was a crash. The skybox turned black and every map shifted and disfigured. The poor and VIP's, hid where they could to hide their sins from him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the code monkey! Harry called out in a loud voice to the four CM’s who had been given the power to harm the server: „Do not harm the server until we god mode all the VIP saints”. When he published the seventh update, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. And i saw the seven helpers who stand before Harry, and aboose guns were given to them. Then the seven helpers who had the seven aboose guns prepared to use them. They with the CM’s were killing, abusing, and mic spamming the players. Then the great retard Awootism appeared and war broke out in heaven. The staff fought against the retard. But he was not strong enough and was banned permanently with reason: cunt. Staff triumphed over him. The retard layed down on the shore of the island. And I saw a beast coming out of the water. It had a rifle and a deagle. The beast had also a radar (i swear it was a radar). Players asked, „Who can 1v1 against it?”. They underestimated staff and I saw the chat display the holy message: !ban 0 cheating. The beast was defeated as was the retard and players were slain. Harry welcomed all holy VIP's to his heaven, Ivan published the code, and sever was shut down for good. That was the end of hmod.